{"id":76,"date":"2022-06-06T06:06:02","date_gmt":"2022-06-06T06:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/missymariposa.com\/blog\/index.php\/explore\/"},"modified":"2023-01-24T02:55:51","modified_gmt":"2023-01-24T02:55:51","slug":"umbrella","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/missymariposa.com\/blog\/","title":{"rendered":"Under the Red Umbrella | Home"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Preamble Providing time is an occupation that is greatly misunderstood and generally looked down upon by most of society.\u00a0 One who undertakes this as a primary profession or as an adjunct to another profession realises that they expose the most personal of spaces to the client in exchange for financial or practical remuneration.\u00a0 \u00a0This close interaction requires a very high level of trust be established between the provider and the client, and I feel it is critical that my clients understand that they are dealing with someone who adheres to a strong code of ethics. \u00a0<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\tKeep Reading\t\t<\/a>\n\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t

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This is an update to a guide that I wrote in 2010 with the assistance of my favourite Vancouver ladies: The Naughty Assistant, Holly Taylor, April, and Beautiful Anna.<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\tKeep Reading\t\t<\/a>\n\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t

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This is an update to a 2010 article I wrote called \u201cHow do I avoid becoming the next Tiger Woods?\u201d aimed at helping clients improve their OPSEC in light of the Tiger Woods cheating \u2018scandal\u2019. A lot has changed since then so a lot has been updated and added to help you avoid getting caught by whoever it is you don\u2019t want to be caught by. No judgement from me, I also value my privacy highly. At the bottom of this piece, you\u2019ll also find a lovely infographic as well as booking advice from Isobel Andrews. Once you know how to best protect yourself, it\u2019s time to move onto the fun part: Seeing providers! Using the advice in Isobel\u2019s article, you will ensure that you book your date like a perfect gentleman.<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\tKeep Reading\t\t<\/a>\n\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t

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Preamble Providing time is an occupation that is greatly misunderstood and generally looked down upon by society.  One who undertakes this as a primary profession or as an adjunct to another profession realises that s\/he exposes the most personal of space to the client in exchange for financial or practical remuneration.   This close interaction requires a very high level of trust be established between the provider and the client, and I feel it is critical that the client understand that s\/he knows that s\/he is dealing with someone who adheres to a strong code of ethics.<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\tKeep Reading\t\t<\/a>\n\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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